Monday, November 29, 2010

How Much Do Female Body Builders Weigh?

RECHEVIST


Sykhiv 24 / 7

came from Berlin and now

can sit at home all year,
say it very well affect the creative
plans, not kidding, because air is cleaner there than in.
I can admire view vysotok in Sykhiv,
out in sunny hours a balcony in AVI and atorskyh black glasses and watch the traffic routes and pedestrians.
I hear the conversations of neighbors and their repair or evening telecast,
wait for water taps,
see blue and yellow flags for houses with black ribbon,
because there is something again ...

«sun, love!", "Sofa, Christ, Funya, Natalie - friends forever!" messages will be like aliens bred paint on asphalt.
Everything at a glance - - Church, Arsen, email, gaming machines, film,
bottom is white Volga, which moves from a place not when things begin to shake and white rugs,
Talib said that the Google Earth Sihovsky array resembles some pikselizovanoho stritartu old man style.
All intellectuals end up in this big eastern city of his career as a DJ or designers, says the Guide, and yet that corporate style is not worth fighting.
ear nude rave if written in the "Intro»:
French team smashing all records our musical tastes,
especially when get to their concert, shake hands and each of the artists invited to the home country does not require special fanaticism,
here they are allowed to make a new album «» («The Cross") in front of the church,
the more it is showing "The Passion Christ "Mel Gibson,
but without the presence of the director and actors.


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a slightly edited form of this poem, which was published on the same blog earlier , entered the "literary and informational materials (I like this formulation dryness, irritable efficiency and new rechevistyu) participants, the festival (perehnuly stick) of the young republic Poet May International Literary Festival. Initiative is laudable, although the winner was S. Gulick. In one comment moderation - Shpakovsky M. was not dedicated by the procedure of announcement speaking at the opening of the Forum more publishers, so he came in the most flattering mouth water to complete the second day of readings. By ordering Semenchuk G. - in random texts, the jury was collegial, repeated motif angel or SDO (on platitudes, about what we are Angel (Semashyna M.), and indeed pidihrav compiler because, as in P. Korobchukom can ask - "What you wrote is best described as an angel deathbed briefs?" associated with them through-religious sacrificial motif, besides the traditional sexist. Another note from the compiler - the choice of five texts of every party - Cyberspace (lyrics - html, gospel music 2.0, LJ-shne). Of all selected poem like Korobchuka N. Pasechnik and new images and a clear and concise style.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Spectrobes Origins Where To Find Thi Sabo

Closing of the exhibition "Judicial Experiment»


project "Judicial Experiment" Curatorial association was created in collaboration with Hudrada Visual Culture Research Centre and supported by tranzit.at , as a statement against prosecution Ukrainian activists for their citizenship and identification of social solidarity. The project began with a visit to court over the accused - Eugene Byelorusets (Court today withdrew charges), Andrei Movchan Sergiy Movchan and Alexander Volodarsky - people who wanted to testify them their support. Among the visitors trials were activists, journalists, intellectuals and artists.

«Judicial Experiment" includes broad program of discussions, intellectual activities and exhibition, which opened October 12 with no art work and which filled them in several stages. Presentations new works were accompanied by discussions, performances and seminars. The final stage of the exhibition presents a holistic expression, where artistic interpretation litigation activists positions combined with documentary evidence of how cases against activists.

The exhibition Eugenia Byelorusets work, Alexander Volodarskogo Hnilitsky Xenia, Anna Zvyagintsev, Nikita Kadan, Yulia Kosteryevoyi, George Kruchak, Basil Lozynskyj, Lada Nakonechna, Nicholas native Alex Salmanova, David Chichkan, Anatoly Belov, Alexander Burlaky, Victor Volodarskogo Dmitry Myronchuk.



exhibition is organized by Curatorial association Hudrada



photo with performance Kyiv Vice: police morale and exposure





Photo Yuri Kruchak

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Forced To Smell Her Feet

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Yes! Today, my beloved and me managed to watch the new Potter movie - in english. Without crappy synchronisation.

Woah. Finally again a movie I didn't watch at home. This "morning" at 11o'clock. Not many people around to see the original version.
Gotta say I liked it. I'm not in the mood to write a proper review 'cause I'm to lazy but my impressions are quite good.

First of all: the damn bloody fucking soundtrack. I just love it. The new theme is fantastic, very stunning. Somehow sad 'cause of the darker topics.

First scene was mean when Hermine left her parents with no memories of her to protect them. Well, and the newspapers filled with obituaries...

They finally introduced Bill Weasly, a character I was waiting for since he first appeared in the books but never showed up in the movies. Like him. He's cool.

The take where Harry's friends change to look like him was hilarious! Fleure: "Don't look at me, Bill, I'm hideous!"
Somehow sad when Hedwig died. But not so much to me 'cause I didn't read the seventh book and the scene was so very short. Mad Eye Moody's death was just mentioned, too. So no tears. Wow...

Uhm...the scene George lost his ear was cute in a very strange way 'cause Fred cared so much about his brother and the comversation was quite touching and funny as well.

Liked the wedding but found it sad when the Deatheaters appeared.

Ok, that's a stupid way to describe the movie. Just let's say I liked it a lot. It was sad, exciting, very stunning pictures of Scotland (oh my, I love the landscape), great soundtrack, a few scenes were absolutely brilliant in their own way and I developed a thing for Grindelwald. His younger self looked pretty cool. The coat he wore was totally my thing.

Oh and Hermine and Harry were in the forest of Dean for a short time. Yunis and me think it was exactly the same place used in Merlin. Gotta travel there someday 'cause the forest seems to be really amazing. I love trees.
...do I sound like a tree hugger now?
And we suspect this one bay to be the well known "Doctor Who" bay. Possible? Guess so.

I'm definetively lookin' forward to the second part next year.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tingling Under Left Breast Pregnant

Lyrics pm with social lyrics



Lyrics pm with social lyrics "Other Work"

is still not fast, but the blog until now received a password. Materials almost archival. Since most remaining shares memories of apathy and the constant has already mentioned me "illusion of intertextuality, its rank as a positive event.

Small Heel Prom Shoes

Illusion

Makarov on sitcoms and morality in
A copy of UT and the cops: feel the difference

Yuri Makarov
What a shame in today's Ukraine? What action can be subjected to social ostracism solidarity?

I almost do not watch TV. Strange confession for a person who professionally still somehow connected to a box, but it really makes no sense: fresh information and fresh ideas can be found in online journals, movies eat better on DVD, and contemplation endless competition for the title and nayhlamurnishoho nayhlamurnishoyi though provides some emotional experience, but not enough to spend time and mental power - not much left. Occasionally as moving wallpaper can turn something cognitive like Discovery, National Geographic or Viasat. But one show my wife firmly pidsily: criminal series "Law & Order" of the United States.

Again, a true fan detect - yviv can find something harder and effectively addressed. However, this particular product has a certain added value. Heroes "law and order" all the time, from series to series, imbued with moral choice. Their torment insomnia and remorse, they seek the best solution to the principle "do no harm, trying to resolve the conflict between the requirements of law and normal human understanding of justice. In short, behave like humans, for which the question "what is good and what is bad" - not an empty phrase. It is their "crime and Punishment. Dostoevsky light.

course, to analyze the consciousness of any community based on the work of art - a childhood. With the same success can be draw conclusions about the customs of the environ-ment of Russian law enforcement officers, learning series - series "Cops." But my choice - Covey Observer American life, so to speak, inside argue that not all these flames. Yes, in America many cheaters and hypocrites, so they have no shortage of corrupt cops, but laugh of moral choice for Americans - mauvais ton, and cynicism have deeply hidden, because you do not understand will not be allowed in decent society. In other words, every living, as it may, but is generally recognized norms and the concept of abnormality, and it applies especially fragile areas vzhytkovoyi everyday ethics.

about Hollywood - not as a factory dreams, and as an effective mechanism of transmission of values - not written volumes, and shelves of research. I do not want to exercise this additional vytoptanomu field. Much interesting, in my opinion, the mechanism is the formation and transmission, and perception of these - some will say: message to the, some say: tufty - weighted average of the consumer. Americans no tupishi for us, let there that claim some professional posters on the forums. They also, as we understand that life is difficult for any scheme it is filled with halftones and tints, but somewhat agreed that the preservation of common understanding of the top and bottom helps to survive in the harsh everyday. I even wrote on my dollar, perhaps to balance the devil essence of money: "In God we believe."

not want to say that we should all stop and start наслідувати американців. Це: а) непотрібно; б) неможливо. Та й навіщо мені ті американці, в мене своє болить. Наприклад, коли, в якому публічному контексті ви seen, heard, read about the difficult moral quest of our contemporary and compatriot? Where is the TV where it shows - without irony, without profanity? Why, when I hear the word "morality", extending my hand ... to the bottle?

Suppose overfed. In particular, the "moral code of the builder of communism" - remember? This time in seven years chiplyaly star on his chest with a silhouette of eating and listening, that we should not lie, do not be selfish ... But at the same time in some limited range, in the privacy of this naive coordinate system worked. In relation to the late noctuid vegetarian, which I pledge and how nayivsya plenty, decent human - governance, however, to know that there are other decent people who just believe that steal ashamed, ashamed to join the party, bring embarrassing.

A shame that in today's Ukraine? Do not know the winner of MTV Award? Do not see the latest Andre Tang? Wait, I'm serious! What action can be subjected to social ostracism solidarity? I know, moralist position inevitably funny and vulnerable. And if we say so, the most dangerous challenge public morals was the introduction of the same committee that gave a signal that the greatest threat to Ukrainian contemplation of naked boobs. But category of theft and betrayal, lies and humiliation somehow remain, to say on the periphery of attention.
next week will try to investigate where they can fix and in what condition they are.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

How To Mount A Game With Poweriso

intertextuality of "MERIDIAN CZERNOWITZ"

German-speaking poetry "in fact profound nezrushna»

essence of this year's first literary festival «Meridian Czernowitz», which is to mark the 90 anniversary of the birth of poet Paul Tselyana, was in the German poetry. Therefore, it seems to me logical to make it poetolohichnyy comparativistic and analysis. It was at the level of Ukrainian within one program and, at first glance, few among them, so the festival came out pretty chaotic. However, the chaos had its laws relating to the history Chernivtsi city and most places of Festival events were held. Chernovtsy, formerly "the city bookstores, hometown Tselyana Paul and many others poets who wrote the German, Ukrainian, Romanian and Yiddish adding more comfort with modern poets. They feel comfortable and natural as in the glorious Opera House and in the rustic fitted fast food restaurant "rapidly" in a newly built neighborhood and in abandoned cinema "Ukraine". Multi-language poetry as the task was to restore something broken while a new one.

more ...

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Corrections Civil Service Exam Pa

Games: "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II"

Oh, well, where do I start? Probably with the first game, eh?
I liked it. I really, really liked it! Ok, the quick time events were fuckin' annoying but it had a great story, cool characters (funnily, I liked Kota a lot) and a bunch of sweet moves. I had thing for how they told the story of the startin' fight against the Empire, the foundation of the rebellion and the secret apprentice of Darth Vader. What brings me to Starkiller himself.
I was definetively keen on him. I always sympathized with the rebellious ones and characters that seem to be the bad guy but they're not. So yes, Starkiller was right up my alley. Yunis and me played the game with a lot of enthusiasm and we eagerly awaited the second game after seein' this smashing trailer. And on Halloween, we got it...

Two days ago, Yunis and me got the xBox from her brother and he already had the game, so we decided to spend Halloween with playing "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II", since we're both not so much into Halloween parties or running to the door every five minutes to open it for annoying kids.
Like I said, we eagerly awaited that fuckin' game for months! After seein' the trailer, we were so hungry for more! It was like "Gosh, look at that, the graphic is so cool! Sweet moves! What, I'm using two lightsabers now? Really? Awesome! And I'm a clone? What the hell? "

We hoped that the story of the first game would be completed. That they would tell us how Vader managed to clone a Jedi, how the rebellion went on and all of this stuff that would finally lead to the beginning of the old movies. But you know what? Way off the mark! Nothing!
The game starts with  you (Starkiller) being a prisoner of Darth Vader. From the very beginning, it is told that you're a clone and the only survivor. The other clones before you died but you have some flashbacks of your former life that happen from time to time so you're remembering some attacks like Repulse. After discovering you're not the original Starkiller anymore, you flee from Kamino by jumping out of a window after killing everything and everyone near to to. The flying escape is pretty cool animated 'cause you have to dodge objects and lightnings by shoving them away woth Force Push or by just destroying them. Oh, from now on, you use two lightsabers. Sweet, huh?
I like double lightsaber action. Already did in the old "Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy" game from 2003.

Well...where were I? Yes, escaping. After this, you gotta find your old master, Rahm Kota (the blind guy from the first game). He's imprisoned on Cato Nemoidia where he's about to be executed. As expected: he can watch out for himself by killing every executioner they send to him. Nevertheless, you gotta save him...
So you travel to that planet, got yourself in trouble by not knowing some secret codes for whatever section and have to fight your way through stormtroopers and other enemies like killer droids, mecha arachnids and so on. When you finally reach the arena, you and Kota reunite (he's not too surprised to see ya; just talking about you not really being a clone) and have to fight once again - against a rea~ly big thing, bigger as a rancor. And you know how rancors look like. But that thing is...well, bigger. Much. Another flying fight follows.

After escaping from Cato Nemoidia (with Kota), you wanna find Juno Eclipse (your love interest and starship captain from the first game). She's no longer loyal to the Empire but now one of the first commanders of the rebel alliance. The problem: you're going to Dagobah (whysoever; no profound explanation) and find Yoda which has only about two sentences in the whole game. He tells you that your destiny is clouded or whatever and than you gotta go into that cavern we all now from Luke's little self-discovery trip in the movie. You have to push X from time to time to prevent an unreal Vader from killing you but there's no gameplay at all in this sequence. You can only walk down a long straight path, do this X quick time event and the Dagobah level is already over. Your self-discovery trip just includes your fear of being a clone after all. Yippie. Oh and a nice little premonition of Juno getting killed in an attack.
So you leave Dagobah (without ever talking to Yoda again), fly to Juno's starship (might be the Salvation; I'm not sure) and want to find her even if Kota tells you it's a stupid idea and you should help the alliance instead of searching for one single person. You're too much in love to listen to him, so you start to charge the whole ship, destrying almost everything in your way just to find Juno nearly dead and kidnapped by Boba Fett.

So you follow her quickly back to Kamino (yeah, back to Kamino, no new level) where Vader is already waiting for you after some nice fight-and-destroy action again. Gotta say: these killer droids are a huge pain in the ass. And the quick time events...argh! But well, you finally face Vader and some ugly, only half-finished clones of yourself and when you did it, a cutscene comes straight ahead.
Darth Vader uses Juno to blackmail you by threatening to kill her if you don't obey him, she clearly disagrees, tries to kill Vader with a lightsaber, he pushes her out the window, she falls down about 30 metres and dies. You hear me? She dies ! Obviously.
Starkiller snaps, defeats Vader but before he can kill him, Kota stops him from doing so by telling him they want to interrogate Vader about Imperial stuff and by peddling the line that he could finally find out if he really is a clone or not. Now you can chose: light side, dark side. Yunis and me chose light side so we didn't kill Vader. 'kay, Kota and some others imprison him (that's all one massive cutscene!) and you go some steps to check on Juno. She's still obviously dead, folks, d-e-a-d! Like dead!
But when you take her in your arms, she suddenly opens her eyes (they were open when she hit the fucking floor after a 30 metres-fall, staring lifeless into the damn sky), says something like "Oh, we're alive" and you live happily ever after. Somehow. 'cause now - the bloody fucking game is over! You just get another tiny cutscene where Lota talks to Leia, you face the fettered Vader, telling him you let him live, then you see Boba Fett's starship follow you (where did he go after kidnapping Juno, I ask) and when you start to think "Yeah, now Vader escapes and slays the whole crew, I fail to stop him and then I have to fight Boba and after that, the Empire will win and I might finally die so we can lead over to 'A new hope'" the credits are charging your screen.

I mean: hello? No explanation if you're a clone or not. No explanation why Juno's still alive after she was definetively dead. No explanation how Vader escapes and manages to kidnap Leia so Luke has to save her. No explanation what happens to Starkiller after this stuff. I guess they wanted to keep that for a third game but this was a big disappointment!

Conclusion:
There were very cool basics. They had good ideas like having flashbacks to learn new skills you already knew in your former life as original Starkiller. Or like using two lightsabers. The 'flying and fighting at the same time' aspect was nice to watch and made it feel a bit like DMC or something similar. You know, exorbitant action, sweet moves, way away from reality but funny to play and watch. I like this. And when you first do it, it's pretty cool. Like on Kamino. The big monster boss on Nemoidia was hardcore, too, even if it's somehow ridiculous that the great Luke Skywalker had problems to kill a rancor but the unknown Starkiller beats all records. But no complaining, nice thing anyway.
So you start the game with enthusiasm, hoping for answers and about ten hours of gameplay. The first levels make you gape but at least on Dagobah you get disappointed. Already said: you just walk down this path, hitting X.
The same level twice (Kamino), a way too long bossfight with Vader (the same moves again and again and again and...) and then this sudden end. After 6 hours or so.

When the final cutscene came, Yunis and me sat in front of our screen, gawping in disbelief. Whe both thought, this was just the first half of the game, but no. This was the game. Completely.

I expected more. A lot more. At least more hours of gaming and more answers. The graphic was epic but the story and the always recurring moves ruined it. The jumping parts annoyed the crap out of us. About 15 minutes to get somewhere just by jumping in circles. Woohoo ...

And this where the first game was really good. I'm disappointed. This was my most awaited game this year and this was just ... lame. C'mon LucasArts, you can do it better! But we're suspecting them to only give new levels by downloading. More money, ya know.

Dead performance.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Fun Welcome Letters For Wedding

Simon Fujiwara

+ + + Interview Hans Ulrich Obrist Simon Fudzhivaroyu in Kaleidoscope + + + video from his already award work " Welcome to the Hotel Munber (2010)" , which can be seen PinchukArtCentre. + + +